Picture your object storage scattered across a home server, a friend's rack, and a cheap VPS in another country, still answering S3 requests like nothing happened: that is exactly the deployment Garage was built for. Every object is replicated to three zones, so losing a node, a disk, or an entire site degrades the cluster instead of destroying your data. Applications talk to it with the standard S3 API: create buckets, upload objects in multiple parts, list and copy them, and hand out access keys that are scoped per bucket. A separate web endpoint serves static websites straight from buckets with CORS support, which covers personal sites, documentation, and release downloads without another server in the chain. The whole system ships as one dependency-free binary that asks for about a gigabyte of RAM and any x86-64 or ARM CPU from the last decade, second-hand hardware very much included. There is deliberately no consensus protocol to babysit: nodes gossip their cluster layout, tolerate 200-millisecond links, and keep serving reads while parts of the fleet are unreachable. Deuxfleurs runs it in production for their own hosting, and common pairings include restic or rclone backup targets, Matrix media storage, and Nix binary caches. Running on a dedicated VPS on RepoCloud with guaranteed CPU, RAM, and SSD, full root SSH access, and a browser serial console. AGPL-3.0 licensed.