Zoomies converts servers you already own into an ephemeral GitHub Actions runner fleet, creating a clean runner for every queued job and destroying it the moment that job ends. Why rent CI minutes by the second while those machines sit idle? Point it at a GitHub organisation or a repository on a personal account and it watches for queued work through workflow_job webhooks, with polling as a fallback, then provisions capacity only on hosts matching the labels your workflow requested. One controller drives any number of agents across Ubuntu, Debian, Fedora, and Rocky Linux on amd64 and arm64, and agents connect outbound only, so a host behind NAT needs no inbound firewall rule. Registration needs no pasted tokens: Zoomies signs in as a GitHub App and mints single-use just-in-time runner registrations itself. Busy runners can borrow idle CPU and memory from quieter neighbours under rules you set. The live web UI shows pools, jobs, queue waits, and streaming logs in place, with a command palette for jumping anywhere and an audit row recorded for every change. Nightly backups seal themselves with your passphrase and ship to S3-compatible storage, restores are staged from the same tab, and you can ask the built-in assistant about your builds or connect your own tools through MCP. Running on a dedicated VPS on RepoCloud with guaranteed CPU, RAM, and SSD, full root SSH access, and a browser serial console. AGPL-3.0 licensed.