Pinchy gives every team its own AI assistants without handing any of them the keys to the building. Create an agent per role, pick a personality preset like the Butler or the Professor, and choose a model from Anthropic, OpenAI, Google, any OpenAI-compatible endpoint, or a local Ollama. Each agent starts with nothing allowed. You switch on memory, file creation, web search, email, and other tools one by one, and point knowledge base agents at read-only folders so answers arrive with the source document and page cited. A new user meets Smithers, an onboarding assistant that interviews them to learn how they work. Colleagues reach agents in the web chat or in Telegram, with one bot per agent and the same permissions behind both. Email connects to Gmail, Microsoft 365, or any IMAP mailbox for reading, searching, and drafting, and Odoo templates handle sales and invoice chores inside your ERP. Admins invite members, and a tamper-evident audit trail records who did what, with integrity checks and CSV export. Running on a dedicated VPS on RepoCloud with guaranteed CPU, RAM, and SSD, full root SSH access, and a browser serial console. AGPL-3.0 licensed.